I would pay actual money (or blood) for someone to write me a pirates of the Caribbean sterek au
You’d have Stiles Stilinski, governor Stilinski’s only son and best friend to the towns blacksmith, Scott McCall who incidentally was found and saved 8 years before on the outskirts of a flaming ship.
When Stiles was put in charge of watching Scott while the others searched the ship wreck for survivors, he found a golden pirate medallion around his neck- Stiles kept it because only bad would come to the boy if it was found he was a pirate.
When brought back to Beacon Hills, a small port town where Stiles grew up, they became the best of friends and the golden medallion wasn’t brought up by scott so stiles hid it away in a drawer in his room.
Jump to 8 years in the future, and Captain Derek Hale sails into Beacon Hills intent on stealing a ship. Meanwhile, Stiles -for what ever reason makes sense- faints and falls off the side of the cliff and into the water a whiles away from the ship Derek is in the process of stealing.
Derek ends up diving in and saving Stiles-duh-and when the rest of the guards and stiles’ father show up they find out derek is a pirate and choose to hang him.
Cue stiles being adamant that they can’t KILL the person who just saved his life-not just because the guy is totally gorgeous, stiles totally has his priorities straight- but they’re already putting derek in manacles
WHIICCHH is right about the time derek pulls them over stiles neck and pulls him back against him -and stiles is trying to act appropriately, he’s meant to be scared, right?- but really the chain against his neck is feather light and when derek asks for his things and tells
stiles to put it on him he /smirks/ at stiles
really he does not need that while he’s two inches from the guys face and has his hands all over him while securing his belongings
then you know what happens if you’ve seen the movie but the best part is that when stiles is taken scott goes to derek because that’s his /best friend/ and he’d do anything to get him back safe, even associate with a pirate
and maybe derek agrees because it turns out scott is the son of a pirate he once knew, Melissa, one of the best pirates he’s ever had the pleasure of knowing. or maybe it’s because stiles smells nice and has pretty lips and it’d be a shame to let that go to waste
the topping on the cake is that he’ll even get a chance to have his revenge on the mutinous crew who deserted him on that island so long ago, will get his revenge on Kate- his once first mate and new captain of the black pearl
ANYWAY I just need a pirate of the Caribbean au where Elizabeth!stiles and pirate!derek end up together
I’ll snuggle with you on rainy days if you write this for me
and lets not forget when the two of them get stranded on the island again
lets just take a moment to imagine all the delicious things they could get up to
also, just as a last minute thought - It would be super 100% the best thing ever if at the end instead of it being Will/Scott that saved Derek from being hung, it’s Stiles. It’s Stiles that wears a disguise in the crowd, wears a worn capitano hat with a long black feather. it’s stiles that throws the sword that catches right under dereks feet because he’s learned a few tricks after being kidnapped, saved, and marooned on an island with pirates.
But yeah, Stiles saving Derek
Because after all, this is a sterek au folks.